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BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. Easily.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[ ] It's football.... Not soccer.
Total = 3
AUSTRALIAN
[X] You wear flip-flops all year. <----Oh heck yes, even in winter.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total = 1
ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total = 4. Italian heritage is obvious. <_<o
SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some. (barely)
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is. (XD)
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are. (my mom cooks them 8D)
Total = 2
RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[x] You eat sushi more than once a week. (if i buy any i make it last a few days)
[x] You love listening to techno.
Total = 2. ...What? I like sushi & I like Techno.
POLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink. (Since I was...8? I forget. xD )
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 1. I have cool progressive parents in this aspect.
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have/had blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
Total = 4. Hey, I have Irish heritage too!
AFRICAN AMERICAN
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You like chicken. (Oh c'mon, it's so common you have to like it...)
[X] You like watermelon. (Uhhh, who DOESN'T?)
[ ]You can 'sing' gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total = 2. Totally arbitrary. -_-
ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot. (It's preferable to potatoes.)
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 2. I like rice.
GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're under 5'4".
Total = 4. Also, I eat Schnitzel all the time. Yay for German heritage!
CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] you speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total = 0. Darn Canadians, you're only America's hat!
FRENCH
[ ] You like French toast.
[x] You love wine. (See above section for how long I've loved wine)
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 1. Yes indeed I like fermented grape juice.
AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You've been to more than 5 states.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[X] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
Total = 3. Also, I call bias. -_-x All these choices are negative. Wal-Mart is awesome if you're cheap like me, & the death penalty is justice incarnate.
NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[x] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[x] You know how to fish and have fished before.
Total= 2. Well, I do have Nordic heritage........but I don't think I could stand their bland food.
Summary: I'm tied for Italian, Irish, & German, my 3 main heritages. Oddly, or perhaps fittingly, I didn't score as an 'Ugly American' either. Ha!
